So I'd never heard of this (or the author) until I bought it and then forgot about it and found it at an op shop and bought it so now I have two copies so that's cool. (Note from the future: If anyone wants a copy let me know because even one copy is too much of this piece of shit!!!!)
But I loooooooove the cover of this, mine even had a sticker on it that says "new point horror paperback". It was published in 1994. Vintage, nice! But anyway the cover looks like this book is set around Valentine's Day. Well that's the vibe I'm getting with this heart shaped box of chocolate and title. But it's not about Valentine's Day at all. Cool.
On with it!